Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I finally figured it out. It's not that Bush talks like that because he thinks we are retards, he talks like that because he has been taken over by an alien. In fact, all Republicans talk like that. Ken Melhman talks in "tongues", he has never answered a direct question.
"So, tell me, Ken is it raining outside?"

"This President is executing his agenda to stengthen the economy, he is winning the war on terror, the American people are supporting this President's move to reform social security, yada, yada, yada.........blah, blah, blah........."

Terry Holt: He thinks Bill Clinton is still President, because he's still living in 1999. Total Recall gone bad or the cryogenics haven't fully thawed.

Scott McClellan: Poor Scotty, he doesn't seem to be fully assimilated by the Borg, but he is trying. "I have already answered that question, I would love to talk about it but there is an ongoing investigation, you heard what the President said....rewind.......zxrgyppptrrhzqvjptth..I have already answered that question,......."

Dick Cheney, "Darth Vader" of the White House, need I say more.

Twenty five percent of the country believe that the White House is fully cooperating with the special investigation. These are the Ann Coulter readers that believe that al Qaeda and Iraq are the same country we invaded to rid the world of WMD's.

And today, the not so subtle change in Bush's statement from "anyone involved" to "anyone commiting a crime" is further evidence that alien forces are work in this administration. Scottie:"The President has always been consistent."

So it's lies, damned lies, and crap put out by the Bush Administration. In the fog of "Plamegate", remember it was all about the push to war by the White House. Making intelligence fit the plan. lying to the American People about the need to go to war, not having a plan to rebuild, and now not having an exit strategy, while Iraq marches toward civil war. The whole affair started with the White House trying to discredit its adversaries, now we have a cover up and a new definition of "is."

Today we heard that the President doesn't know all the facts and that he is anxious to get this over. One thing I'm certain of is that Bush has talked to Rove and they have discussed what was said and who said what to whom. The President knows the facts and he knows who is complicit, he's just not telling. In other words, he knows what "is" is. Whether a crime has been committed is immaterial.

So, where are we? No closer than two years ago, but one thing is for sure, "The Truth is out there."