Dubai, Dubai, Do

Only about 7% of the imports are inspected anyway, so why should we care if our American Emir,er Preznit wants to outsource the security of our ports to a country that may have ties to "terrists" and a company with alleged ties to the Bush Family? Oh, I don't know maybe it has something to do with keeping us safe from Mohammed cartoons and Abu Ghraib pics. After all, Dubya doesn't read newspapers.

I expect nothing less disgusting from the most disgusting group of mis-managers in our government's short history. Maybe it's just a ruse to invite them here so we can do warrantless spying on their library cards! Anyhow, I sure do feel safer, how about you?